The Queen's State of Nishaloma is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 21.132 billion Nishalomen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.1%.

The strong Nishaloman economy, worth 815 trillion betales a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 38,577 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,276 per year while the poor average 2,072, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Euthanasia is illegal, military funding has been stripped back, surveillance cameras are banned, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nishaloma's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nishaloma is ranked 268,542^nd in the world and 546^th in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.59 law-abiding acts per hour.