The Louise the Zero BB Puppet of North Brightonburg is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 40.161 billion North Brightonburgians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Spirituality, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Louiseburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The powerhouse North Brightonburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,382 trillion Gold Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 59,317 Gold Kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 277,505 per year while the poor average 7,574, a ratio of 36.6 to 1.

Families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, a major religion has been named as North Brightonburg's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of North Brightonburg in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force. North Brightonburg's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

North Brightonburg is ranked 18,691^st in the world and 36^th in United Kingdom for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,872.51 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.