Population | 6.03 billion |
Capital | Meatopia Prime |
Leader | Philip Kabob |
Faith | Holy Sacrament of the Blue Fox |
Currency | Paw |
Animal | Fox |
The Federal Republic of Brisketania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Philip Kabob with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed population of 6.03 billion Brisketanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meatopia Prime. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Brisketanian economy, worth 555 trillion Paws a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,149 Paws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brisketania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Sacrament of the Blue Fox.
Brisketania is ranked 209,569th in the world and 3,817th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings.
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Brisketania, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
- : Brisketania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Brisketania was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Brisketania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Brisketania was endorsed by The Golden Federal Districts of Rotenaplistan.
- : Brisketania was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Brisketania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Brisketania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 106 » Beblahbleblo, Arscanesia, Land Without Shrimp, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Bawkie, Tepertopia, Bleakfoot, Eleuthelrium, Chernaya Zvezda, Ebonhand, PenguinPies, Wehraboos, Farengeto, Kringalia, The Haughtherlands, Froshar, Nowa Europa, Ostavaria, Great Lothian, Amerion, Rebel-topia, Altnavia, Saciu, Tsunamy, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, ARIAPOLIS01, Valles Stellarum, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, West Pastafaria, Khnomania, Galactya, Bonobiana, Curlyhoward, North Pernambuco, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Ever Testing, Tanyaland, Estival, Hacrela, Venezia Pacifica, Empire of Pekoland, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Alvira, and 56 others.Asarana, Morian, Kaoia, Gonthavnor, Doundaly, America Gone Wrong, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Moreana, Emagination, Hadrex, The Worst army of, Lilli Lands, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, Purestan, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Inner Albania, The Solar System Scope, Marnrio, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Marre, Lupusterra, Pepperton, Nakayo, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, Great Scapula, 7 Trees, Albend, Megistos, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, Lans Isles, Meglomania, Corthsri, Janoi Donacen, The Lombard League, Rotenaplistan, and Dante-topia.