The State of Nyerere is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.517 billion Nyerereans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The thriving Nyererean economy, worth 866 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 33,959 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 98,350 per year while the poor average 9,292, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Nyerere has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Nyerere's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nyerere is ranked 126,394^th in the world and 3^rd in Putrajaya for Highest Food Quality, scoring 18.54 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.