Population | 1.848 billion |
Capital | Greater Talacomsta |
Leader | Grand Kaiser Leopold the 1st |
Faith | Catholic Teutonism |
Currency | Slawisch Mark |
Animal | Griffin |
The Fünftes Kaiserreich of Vordoslavia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Kaiser Leopold the 1st with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.848 billion Vordoslavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Talacomsta. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vordoslavian economy, worth 244 trillion Slawisch Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,213 Slawisch Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vordoslavia's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholic Teutonism.
Vordoslavia is ranked 30,586th in the world and 38th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vordoslavia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Vordoslavia's influence in Union of Christian Nations rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Vordoslavia lodged a message on the Union of Christian Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Vordoslavia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Vordoslavia lodged a message on the Union of Christian Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Vordoslavia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Vordoslavia was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Norfshire.
- : Vordoslavia's influence in Union of Christian Nations rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Vordoslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Vordoslavia was endorsed by The People's Monarchy of Das-Man.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Union of the Orklanders, Praias Calmas, Gideon, Das-Man, and Norfshire.