The Democratic Republic of Eastern Cenland Anuicalica is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Anuicalican Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.936 billion Eastern Cenland Anuicalicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fox Anui City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Cenland Anuicalican economy, worth 865 trillion calicas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 145,750 calicas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and the question of 'what is Anuicalican Council's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Cenland Anuicalica's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Cenland Anuicalica is ranked 289,532^nd in the world and 5,418^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -26.66 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.