The Empire of Menesynchro is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Evola Bigodin with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.056 billion Menesynchroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sosigpolis. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Menesynchroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion Negocins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,255 Negocins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, the Menesynchroan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menesynchro's national animal is the Sad Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Menemagìk.

Menesynchro is ranked 21,926^th in the world and 397^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 45.31 flags saluted per person per day.