The Grand Duchy of Nyitrai is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 244 million Nyitraians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.5%.

The strong Nyitraian economy, worth 15.5 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,517 Shekels, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, beating a dead horse is a scientific endeavor, government bureaucrats spend six hours per day justifying a six-hour workday, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyitrai's national animal is the Dove.

Nyitrai is ranked 164,767^th in the world and 3,009^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 210.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.