The Oppressed Peoples of Vasectomopoly is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, fear of technology, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 635 million Vasectomopolyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The powerhouse Vasectomopolyian economy, worth 44.9 trillion Snips a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 70,762 Snips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest, home renovation projects take decades to complete, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, and body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Vasectomopoly's national animal is the Puppy Monkey Baby.

Vasectomopoly is ranked 20,531^st in the world and 512^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.