The Scrunchy Derp of Quidomne is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ducem with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.522 billion Quidomneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quia. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Quidomnean economy, worth a remarkable 4,132 trillion Quantums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 150,151 Quantums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, refugees from other nations are flocking to Quidomne's border, skateparks can be found in every city, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown. Quidomne's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quidomne is ranked 1,505^th in the world and 2^nd in Angels of Derp for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,595.28 on the Clooney Contribution Index.