Population | 30.192 billion |
Capital | Galactus |
Leader | Lord Cardius |
Faith | Biotics |
Currency | thought |
Animal | Roc |
The Unconscious Dimensions of Reality Warping is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Cardius with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 30.192 billion Warpers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galactus. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Warped economy, worth a remarkable 5,056 trillion thoughts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 167,487 thoughts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A flying elephant and Lord Cardius share the same nickname, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reality Warping's national animal is the Roc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Biotics.
Reality Warping is ranked 4,382nd in the world and 1st in Space Sector RPRA for Safest, scoring 133.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Reality Warping was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most Valuable International Artwork, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise.
- : Reality Warping was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, a flying elephant and Lord Cardius share the same nickname.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, trespassers entering Lord Cardius's office are immediately vaporized.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Reality Warping, time flies when you're not having fun.