The Student Body of San Jose State University is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mohammad Qayoumi with an even hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 22.465 billion San Jose State Universityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Student Union. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient San Jose State Universityian economy, worth a remarkable 5,582 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 248,518 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 882,789 per year while the poor average 50,418, a ratio of 17.5 to 1.

The nation's mettle is about to be tested, reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and the media seems excessively interested in what Mohammad Qayoumi is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown. San Jose State University's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Education.

San Jose State University is ranked 2,377^th in the world and 3^rd in San Jose for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 14,798.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.