The Holy Feeding Grounds of Scrungo Beepis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.656 billion Scrongites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supreme City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.8%.

The strong Scrongite economy, worth a remarkable 1,888 trillion Beeps a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,643 Beeps, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and babysitters are a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scrungo Beepis's national animal is the Lizard Supreme, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Will of the Supreme.

Scrungo Beepis is ranked 277,646^th in the world and 10,397^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 5.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.