The State of Sedro is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 30.553 billion Sedroans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Sedroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,755 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly atheist, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, and Sedro has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sedro's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sedro is ranked 203,334^th in the world and 7^th in the Bahamas for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.