The Holy Empire of Slimefolk is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Empress Metchana Splotch with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.024 billion Slimefolks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Splotch. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slimefolkian economy, worth 528 trillion Slimivars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,287 Slimivars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A rusted hulk in Splotch harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Eientei Gensokyo, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, the Slimefolkian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slimefolk's national animal is the Slime, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Slimican.

Slimefolk is ranked 8,341^st in the world and 17^th in Eientei Gensokyo for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.