The Raider named Steak😎 of Snowflame is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The East Municable Weapons Company with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.008 billion Snowflameans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The all-consuming Snowflamean economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion Fireballs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 96,454 Fireballs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 368,031 per year while the poor average 17,488, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.

The carcasses of double-deckers can be found littering high streets all around the country, card collectors duel to the death, it turns out that money can buy you happiness, and military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Snowflame's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Snowology.

Snowflame is ranked 18,788^th in the world and 18^th in Thaecia for Most Primitive, scoring 81.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.