The Constitutional Monarchy of South St Maarten is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 15.36 billion Maartenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maartenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,499 trillion Dinis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,629 Dinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Cardinal is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, all the playground's a stage for Maartenian schoolchildren, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, and evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South St Maarten's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dutch Reformed Protestant.

South St Maarten is ranked 247,212^th in the world and 1,132^nd in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.91 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.