The State of Spragueway is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 34.085 billion Spraguewayians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The strong Spraguewayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,336 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 39,222 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,663 per year while the poor average 2,107, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Spragueway has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem. Spragueway's national animal is the deer.

Spragueway is ranked 23,405^th in the world and 47^th in United States of America for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,072.53 on the Clooney Contribution Index.