The Alphåbeticål Anømåly of Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Lørån XIV with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.525 billion Qwęt have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valørån. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Qwęry economy, worth 133 trillion Dråchmås a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,732 Dråchmås, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

King Lørån XIV can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, and lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb's national animal is the Valøriån Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zoroastrian.

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb is ranked 260,176^th in the world and 4,696^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 1.28 flags saluted per person per day.