The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 170 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.878 billion Starlight Glimmer 170ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 32.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Starlight Glimmer 170ian economy, worth 289 trillion bits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,114 bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Starlight Glimmer 170's national animal is the pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Starlight Glimmer 170 is ranked 75,591^st in the world and 3,783^rd in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 18.56 flags saluted per person per day.