The Gigantic Frozen Igloo of Studly Penguins is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hiram Fox with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 25.672 billion Studly Penguinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort McGuire. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Studly Penguinian economy, worth a remarkable 8,216 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 320,067 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines. Crime is totally unknown. Studly Penguins's national animal is the Super-Hyped Up Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Studly Penguins is ranked 9,040^th in the world and 6^th in Texas for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,935.44 on the Clooney Contribution Index.