The Audrey of Sweeze is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by audrey with an even hand, and remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 12.062 billion sweezeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of leeksdale. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient sweezean economy, worth 399 trillion catnips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,124 catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, sleeping on the job is recommended, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sweeze's national animal is the human oppressor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cult of catgirls.

Sweeze is ranked 277,683^rd in the world and 183^rd in Lily for Most Patriotic, with 0.58 flags saluted per person per day.