The Matriarchal Republic of Talotia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Socialismi communismi with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 3.338 billion Talots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Talot City. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Talot economy, worth 22.6 trillion Diveons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 6,759 Diveons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and the Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talotia's national animal is the Unknown, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Talotia is ranked 58,605^th in the world and 3^rd in Fullworthia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 650.26 pounds of wildlife per square mile.