The Rogue Nation of South Venison is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Todd Howard with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.155 billion South Venisonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gallifrey. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Venisonian economy, worth 120 trillion Caps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,440 Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military service is compulsory, large sections of South Venison have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Venison's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gombligernicampoikananity.

South Venison is ranked 8,487^th in the world and 239^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.