The Free Land of Korean Nations is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 123 million Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Public Transport, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 61.1%.

The sizeable but inefficient Korean economy, worth 6.71 trillion won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,589 won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, Korean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Korean Nations's national animal is the Soyjak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Korean Nations is ranked 104,227^th in the world and 16^th in One Collective Brain Cell for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,915.02 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.