The Iron Reich of Eurogoslavia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser baron von Sheltzer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, soft-spoken computers, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 970 million Eurogoslavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linograd. The average income tax rate is 25.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurogoslavian economy, worth 112 trillion Reich's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,445 Reich's marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

A soldier's body is a temple, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurogoslavia's national animal is the Snow wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Eurogoslavia is ranked 25,715^th in the world and 1^st in military state of Deren for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 242.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.