Population | 3.875 billion |
Capital | Old Mittero |
Leader | Kaiser Karl Friedrich VIII |
Faith | Imperial Church of Mittero |
Currency | Reichsthaler |
Animal | Eagle |
The Empire of Mittero is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiser Karl Friedrich VIII with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.875 billion Mitteroans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Mittero. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mitteroan economy, worth 749 trillion Reichsthalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,335 Reichsthalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Mittero, and Mittero's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mittero's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Church of Mittero.
Mittero is ranked 15,340th in the world and 420th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mittero was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Mittero was endorsed by The Shadowy Empress of Farengeto.
- : Mittero was endorsed by The Dominion of Albend.
- : Mittero was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Mittero was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Corthsri.
- : Mittero was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Mittero was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Mittero was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : Mittero was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Mittero endorsed The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 71 » America Gone Wrong, Asarana, Blipp, Land Without Shrimp, Bawkie, Goldnation, Altnavia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Belschaft, Arscanesia, Eleuthelrium, Nowa Europa, Ebonhand, Dhemixia, Ever Testing, Curlyhoward, Sporaltryus, Khnomania, Hacrela, Non-Believers, PenguinPies, Amerion, Aidenfieeld, Moreana, Emagination, Hadrex, Great Lothian, The Worst army of, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, The Filippinas, East Endia, Chernaya Zvezda, Tsunamy, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Purestan, Rebel-topia, The Free Falklands, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, The Weirdo, Springwalla, Aodhan, HawkoFon, Nakayo, Pepperton, Tepertopia, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, and 21 others.Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Great Scapula, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Poguelands, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, Marre, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, Meglomania, Corthsri, Janoi Donacen, Albend, Farengeto, and The Lombard League.