Population | 13.367 billion |
Capital | Zaun |
Leader | Kaiser Wilhelm |
Faith | The Iron Banner |
Currency | Iron Medallions |
Animal | Iron Wolf |
The Glorious Evolution of Sthalrim is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.367 billion Iron Lords are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaun. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Sthalrimian economy, worth a remarkable 7,293 trillion Iron Medallions a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 545,653 Iron Medallions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, and "Kaiser Wilhelm got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sthalrim's national animal is the Iron Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Iron Banner.
Sthalrim is ranked 1,009th in the world and 31st in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 986.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Golden Federal Districts of Rotenaplistan.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Sthalrim was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Empire of Legion Of The Moon.
- : Sthalrim voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Sthalrim voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Republic of Muredok.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The Protectorate of New Maxta.
- : Sthalrim was endorsed by The People's Republic of 1 000 000 000.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 181 » Farengeto, Kringalia, Tsunamy, Havenfell, Drugged Monkeys, Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, Nowa Europa, Nova Montron, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Darakin, The naked people, Calistan, Yellunstryer, Isokenzar, Xandev, Abarri, Land Without Shrimp, Drystar, Wehraboos, USNE2018, Amerion, PenguinPies, Mapico, Zaelith, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Oreo States, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Great Scapula, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Shefino, Midand, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Myness, Tepertopia, Phanama, Myhomecountry, Freedoom, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Beblahbleblo, Indolos, Saciu, The Woragopiria, and 131 others.United States of Belvaria, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Transtemporal Shifts, Unojo, The Island of Sorna, The Haughtherlands, Ostavaria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Mavenu, Bonobiana, Aurcania, Great Lothian, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Lynxaion, No moking, Dakalian, Altnavia, Martzbrieg, Ugranda, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, New Bulacan, Estival, Holy Free, Goldnation, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Sporaltryus, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Dun Frest, Uvalor, Nova Rhodia, Unielvan Millorvium, Dhemixia, Pepoland, 0200-Gamma, Eritria, The Free Falklands, Soem, Empire of Pekoland, Hacrela, Tanyaland, Alvira, Cerespasia, Gonthavnor, Grace Wellesley Thayer, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Marnrio, Amerinsca, Doundaly, West Khazana Finsstan, Belschaft, Blipp, Awesome Imperium, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Hazahmkong, Moreana, The Ark of Survival, Emagination, Tioloman, Hadrex, ANuadh, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Albend, Eastern Doncaster, Republic Empire of Japan, Bogani, Springwalla, Las Filipina, Aodhan, Lupusterra, HawkoFon, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Marre, Upper Ryu Lorty, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, North Harave, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Poguelands, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Sein, Emus and Papayas, 7 Trees, Haya-Nagatoro, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Megistos, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, Grensal, Janoi Donacen, Corthsri, New Maxta, Muredok, Legion Of The Moon, Rotenaplistan, and Dante-topia.