Population | 10.743 billion |
Capital | Village of Noobs |
Leader | Dictator Eric |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | fox |
The Worst army of The Worst army of is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Eric with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, conspicuous electricity pylons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.743 billion Worst armen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Noobs. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Worst arman economy, worth a remarkable 3,063 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 285,132 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is under martial law, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Worst army of's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
The Worst army of is ranked 234,788th in the world and 4,379th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 7.73 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, the nation is under martial law.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.
- : The Worst army of was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
- : Following new legislation in The Worst army of, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
World Assembly
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