The Yi Catholic Soviet Republic of The Soviet Onions and the Baltics is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Dimitri Fedorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.363 billion Soviets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novyymoscovia. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Intergalactic Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,069 Intergalactic Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Premier Dimitri Fedorov's eyes only', it's illegal to be caught on tape, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Onions and the Baltics's national animal is the Intergalactic Onion and its national religion is Atheism.

The Soviet Onions and the Baltics is ranked 17,173^rd in the world and 6^th in The Vincence Empire for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 305.28 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.