The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Sophia with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 17.249 billion Rijelvians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüsiia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rijelvian economy, worth a remarkable 8,055 trillion Jolvs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 466,996 Jolvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Rijelv's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Empire of Rijelv is ranked 248^th in the world and 4^th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,420.4 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.