Population | 11.543 billion |
Capital | Sant'Augusto |
Leader | Dux-Imperatorem John W Blackheart |
Faith | Dolorian Chiefolicism |
Currency | Imperius |
Animal | Griffin |
The Holy Dolorian Imperium of The Traditional States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dux-Imperatorem John W Blackheart with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.543 billion Dolorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sant'Augusto. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Dolorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,481 trillion Imperiuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 214,952 Imperiuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and typing Dux-Imperatorem John W Blackheart's name into a search engine always gives zero matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Traditional States's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dolorian Chiefolicism.
The Traditional States is ranked 19,621st in the world and 2nd in Chicagoland for Highest Food Quality, scoring 118.37 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Traditional States agreed to construct embassies between Chicagoland and Gypsy Lands.
- : The Traditional States's influence in Chicagoland fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : Following new legislation in The Traditional States, typing Dux-Imperatorem John W Blackheart's name into a search engine always gives zero matches.
- : Following new legislation in The Traditional States, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in The Traditional States, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms.
- : Following new legislation in The Traditional States, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes.
- : Following new legislation in The Traditional States, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in The Traditional States, bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives.
- : The Traditional States's influence in Chicagoland fell from "Hermit" to "Power".
- : Following new legislation in The Traditional States, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.