The Jewel of the South of Triekru is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Atlas Anatolou with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.916 billion Triekruans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polis. The average income tax rate is 93.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Triekruan economy, worth a remarkable 2,324 trillion Kroners a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 293,615 Kroners, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triekru's national animal is the Leviathan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Triekru is ranked 266,161^st in the world and 60^th in Saint Helene for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -8.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.