Population | 46.114 billion |
Capital | Trixopolis |
Leader | Trix the Third |
Faith | non-existent |
Currency | ISSP Credit |
Animal | scarecrow |
The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Trix the Third with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 46.114 billion Trixmonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trixopolis. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Trixmonian economy, worth an astonishing 38,355 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 831,745 ISSP Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,937,060 per year while the poor average 103,910, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.
Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Trixmonia's national animal is the scarecrow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is non-existent.
Trixmonia is ranked 1st in the world and 1st in Scandinavia for Lowest Crime Rates, with zero law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
- : Trixmonia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Trixmonia, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".