Population | 26.849 billion |
Capital | Trotterdam |
Faith | Harmony |
Currency | bit |
Animal | red panda |
The Principality of Trotterdam is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.849 billion Trotterdammers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trotterdam. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Trotterdam economy, worth an astonishing 13,028 trillion bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 485,234 bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Trotterdam, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products. Crime is totally unknown. Trotterdam's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harmony.
Trotterdam is ranked 124,125th in the world and 7th in Pony Lands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 985.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Trotterdam, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in Trotterdam, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Trotterdam, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Trotterdam.
- : Following new legislation in Trotterdam, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in Trotterdam, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
- : Following new legislation in Trotterdam, the Trotterdam Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Trotterdam, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
- : Trotterdam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Most Inclusive, Most Developed, Highest Average Incomes, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Trotterdam, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Following new legislation in Trotterdam, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.