The Free Land of Springwalla is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 556 million Springwallans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ennui. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Springwallan economy, worth 48.9 trillion Domars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,866 Domars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and a third of Springwallans are e-certified CEOs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Springwalla's national animal is the lesser executive emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Springwalla is ranked 84,489^th in the world and 1,564^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 16.94 flags saluted per person per day.