The Commonwealth of Massatoosits is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The High Council with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.825 billion Massatoosi hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bostopia. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Massatoosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,480 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 196,303 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Massatoosits are blocked up with orders for new public loos, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, artists are pillars of society, and back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats. Crime is totally unknown. Massatoosits's national animal is the Golden Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Saint Patrick's Day.

Massatoosits is ranked 288,677^th in the world and 194^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -20.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.