The Elite Soldiers of Duck Army is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Warden Ducky with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.207 billion Duck Army enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckland. The average income tax rate is 11.4%.

The strong Duck economy, worth 119 trillion Duckcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 54,066 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Duck, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Duck Army flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and mechanics are often exhausted by their work. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Duck Army's national animal is the Duck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Duckism.

Duck Army is ranked 124,924^th in the world and 1,119^th in Artificial Solar System for Highest Food Quality, scoring 18.73 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.