The Jingoistic States of Ordogomenistan is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Von Prushk with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 778 million Ordogomenistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Ordogomenicity. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ordogomenistanian economy, worth 83.8 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,738 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, Von Prushk is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, and warning signs caution Ordogomenistanians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ordogomenistan's national animal is the Dragoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ordogomenistan is ranked 246,855^th in the world and 4,627^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.