The Queendom of Lourenco is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.16 billion Lourencoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The thriving Lourencoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,296 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 75,559 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,455 per year while the poor average 15,412, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lourenco's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lourenco is ranked 244,454^th in the world and 8^th in Maputo for Most Patriotic, with 3.17 flags saluted per person per day.