The Federation of Syphaadria is a massive, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.359 billion Syphaadrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The strong Syphaadrian economy, worth 81.2 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,725 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, ritual mummification is making a comeback, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Syphaadria's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Syphaadria is ranked 170,473^rd in the world and 2^nd in Aethyrica for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,044.62 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.