The Northern Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Colin Trudeau with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.453 billion North Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North American economy, worth 697 trillion North American dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,050 North American dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention. Crime is totally unknown. Canamerico and Greenland's national animal is the Canada goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Canamerico and Greenland is ranked 13,494^th in the world and 380^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.