The Hello World of Kiribithia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hello World with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.753 billion Kiribithians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toronto. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiribithian economy, worth 554 trillion KA dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 116,638 KA dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence, and the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. Crime is totally unknown. Kiribithia's national animal is the narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hello World.

Kiribithia is ranked 256,043^rd in the world and 4,621^st in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 1.5 flags saluted per person per day.