The State of Zayed al Nahyan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.501 billion Zayed al Nahyanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The powerhouse Zayed al Nahyanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 37,301 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 132,035 per year while the poor average 7,608, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Zayed al Nahyan has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Zayed al Nahyan in an international press conference, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zayed al Nahyan's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zayed al Nahyan is ranked 208,518^th in the world and 579^th in Ancient Lands for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.