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Condonohia's Deck
Condonohia has 85 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Father Knows Best State
“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
Admin
33.119 billion SalusaSeconders. Sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Freedom, Liberty, Human Rights”
WA
18.512 billion Diallandians. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“No State, No God, No Leader, No Law”
24.93 billion anarchocapitalist Consumers. Complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Never try and you will never fail.”
22.943 billion Fallen Applesians. National health service, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Defend the Revolution! Defend the Pacific!”
30.18 billion Kildeeanians. Infamous sell-swords, avant-garde cinema, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Patria Stellionum Magnorum”
17.246 billion Saurisians. Ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Scientia Potentia Est”
Delegate
24.251 billion United Dependenciesians. Smutty television, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“That sucker who is not from Tucker”
WA
28.507 billion Greg Tuckerians. Daily referendums, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“My Country”
23.624 billion Cuthbert Sebastianites. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“AN-225”
17.935 billion Antonovians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Don't give us that look.”
12.016 billion Cavaotinans. Flagrant waste-dumping, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Freedom Before All Else”
7.683 billion Zohianians. Daily referendums, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“The Center of Power, for the restoration of the People”
6.922 billion Allies. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“जीवित भूमिले हामीलाई जोगाउँछ”
WA
6.364 billion Kyrati. Rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Aontaithe go dtí deireadh”
Delegate
6.761 billion Irish Confederates. Zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Empire Builder”
6.316 billion Castilla-LaManchans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost.”
WA
7.55b1,200t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Nivgrad Above All Others”
WA
5.261 billion Nivgradians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Remember the Past but Look to the Future”
3.605 billion Librinians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Too many heads”
23.742 billion Rock Hydrans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Hope Rides Alone”
22.11 billion BeaconFlatians. Unlimited-speed roads, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Chicken or the egg? The Dingus!”
23.758 billion Dingus Eggians. Frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Backward Step”
11.119 billion Paul Doyleans. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
13.043 billion Westmorlandians. Compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense”
12.405 billion Augustus Achaeusians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Home Sweet Home”
9.491 billion Nondasians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Vrede en Recht”
12.512 billion Hagueans. Burgeoning stork population.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Ära kunagi unusta.”
12.033 billion Estonians. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“State”
11.104 billion Kingstownians. Burgeoning deer population.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“E Pluribus Unum”
10.658 billion Guard 26ians. Punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
