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101 Ways To Be Happier (I mean, 11 Ways To Be Happier. I'm lazy)
1. EAT ÜGROG (Yay!)
2. Read the instructions on the manual
3. Throw honey out a window. Don't try this at home. Try it on the second level of the RMB, which, if you didn't know, stands for Regional Messaging Building.
4. Attack someone with a pole. Only do this in your imagination, please. I don't want to be held liable for anything.
5. Kill silence. It's fun. Unless you're not supposed to. Then delete that post.
6. Get the first post on a 1K page. (HAHAHA FAT CHANCE PEOPLE)
7. Eat Ügrog-covered shoes.
8. Throw a shoe into a dustbin, then pick it and put it in the fridge and see what happens. (When you get some stew from the fridge, remember that you could be slurping on a shoe. A dirty shoe.)
9. Throw someone into the far corners of your region. It's fun. TRUST ME.
10. Make food. Yum.
11. Read this dispatch:
2. Read the instructions on the manual
3. Throw honey out a window. Don't try this at home. Try it on the second level of the RMB, which, if you didn't know, stands for Regional Messaging Building.
4. Attack someone with a pole. Only do this in your imagination, please. I don't want to be held liable for anything.
5. Kill silence. It's fun. Unless you're not supposed to. Then delete that post.
6. Get the first post on a 1K page. (HAHAHA FAT CHANCE PEOPLE)
7. Eat Ügrog-covered shoes.
8. Throw a shoe into a dustbin, then pick it and put it in the fridge and see what happens. (When you get some stew from the fridge, remember that you could be slurping on a shoe. A dirty shoe.)
9. Throw someone into the far corners of your region. It's fun. TRUST ME.
10. Make food. Yum.
11. Read this dispatch: page=dispatch/id=1183304
