1. And the nations of Valsora misbehaved for the umpteenth time, and declared their faith against Marrabuk. 2. And so the Horse calls them "More-soup-pales". 3. So The force of a gazillion horses descended their An-ger.

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4. We shall not be like them, and we shall respect thy Marrabuk.

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5. It was a day of fury, and no Valsoran forgot that day, and they were told to turn back to Marrabuk. 6. Those who failed were ejected, and called "Arembee spammers". 7. Thus, the name "Arembee" came to Valsora. 8. And the Valsorans repented, and were forgiven by The beloved horse. 9. But Marrabuk knew that the Valsorans did not wholeheartedly repent. 10. So The great horse took away the peace, and war was brought to Valsora. 11. Nations across would now fight, a barbaric practice. 12. Nations would fight, die, and conquer each other for something so absurd-the dust of the earth. 13. And children would cry, because of two armies fighting over dirt.

14. And it was after these words, that Fedele's term will be up. 15. Present day RMB Officers, to great, magnificent horses were running. 16. And it was decided by the awesome horse to run. 17. And so the horse did run. 18. And the day that Fedele dismissed all viziers, floofy like Charity, or not; the day is a sad day till today. 19. But the horse remained, regardless of his level of floof. 20. And then came the announcement to endorhorse the horse, which remains till this very day. 21. "Endhorse the horse, my fellows," that is what they said. 22. And the endorsements came, one by one, which gave him vast amounts of wealth, which remains till this very day. 23. And the people voted, one by one, and pick the correct one! 24. So they did pick the correct one! 25. Who has won the TEP's election? 26. Who will guide the future of our region? 27. Why it is no other than he, the great horse himself!

1. And it was in the days of Marrabuk, and he is the Marrabuk, the one who reigned from Wersh until The unity company. 2. And he, the horse, should have had his rightful place in the delegates throne! 3. But that did not happen; Because Fedele would not give up his position! 4. He even ejected the most floofiest of the RO's! 5. Even the horse would not be spared! 6. But the human who thinks he can stop the growth of the horse will fall! 7. And he, Fedele, was ejected himself! 8. He came back in, but it was too late for him! 9. That white horse just can't be stopped! 10. The East Pacific revolted, and Aelitia became the delegate! 11. Funkadelia ceased to exist, Davelands remained, and so too Aleister, but it lost it's reputation, while Dave stayed with his! 12. Bachtendekuppen seized delegateship, but Aelitia took it back! 13. An embassy was opened with the 10000 islands as well. 14. But soon it became clear to all that our great horse will have the position of delegate! 15. His reign was known far and wide, and he became the delegate! 16. That horse sits on the thrown until this day. 17. And now, we can truly see the light coming from the throne of the TEP!

18: Marrabuk said to Lerasi saying: 19: Erect for me tem-ple in my honor, and honor me with the name The Knights Who Say Neigh. 20: Not just you shall honor me, but all who wants to can join, and they will be great-ly rewarded.

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21: So Lerasi went and gathered a group of brave people to honor the horse.

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22: They erected a temple in the name of Marrabuk, and they declared Marr as the best horse ever. 23: The temple showed all of its glory, and was decorated in jewels from all over TEP. 24: They created a chant for honoring, and kept a record of all that the horse has said. 25: Marrabuk spoke to Lerasi on a mountain, and Lerasi wanted him to see the temple. 26: So the horse went down on the mountain and Lerasi fainted from the horse. 27: Lerasi woke up, and saw the horse was deeply impressed. 28: The horse left in a cloud of ice and fire, but left a certain shine on the temple forever. 29: The mountain then arose, and went under the temple, and the temple rose 100 feet up. 30: The cloud remained above the temple till this day.

31: So it was, and green creatures came to the door of the temple. 32: The green creatures, the Horse called them: zombies. 33: The zombies demanded that they shall have control. 34: One fellow, an angel, one with charity, wrote to the the nations of The East Pacific, telling them to embrace the zombies, and they excepted. 35: Those who resisted were smashed, and zombies began taking over. 36: The zombies made their way into the temple, and the knights ran for their lives. 37: The knights ran down the moun-tain, and most fell to the zom-bies. 38: The zombies attacked more nations in The East Pacific, and held TEP in their grasp! 39: Almost every nation was taken by the zombie grasp. 40: Marrabuk spoke to Lerasi saying: 41: Make for me a purer temple, purify the vessels, and light new candles in my honor. 42: The zombies are dead, and now purify my temple. 43: Clear out my temple from the dead, impure bodies of the zombies, and do not bury them on my mountain. 44: Guard my temple, and do not stray to unknown creatures, as they have thoughts against the Horse. 45: That way you can remain here, and not there, and you and my knights will serve me in there. 46: Then the Horse rose back up to the cloud of ice and fire, leaving a new shine on the temple. 47: The river around the temple rose up, making fertile the surrounding farms, and burying the bodies of the dead zombies. 48: So the sun rose up and gave light to the temple, and allowed Lerasi to see and do what the Horse told him. 49: Lerasi purified the temple, purified the vessels, and lit new candles in the honor of the Horse. 50: Lerasi set up guards to guard the guarding of the temple, and Lerasi did all that Marrabuk told him.

22: And Lerasi reached a level higher up than all of us 30 times over, and he could not be upon regular hum-ans anymore. 23: Marrabuk told him to purify himself, as to have his final swim in the sea of ones and zeros. 24: Then the Horse tells him: I am going to give you 2 tests, and you must pass them in order to be next to me. 25: Go into the cave, you will see a mas-sive plate of tin, bigger than 700 Lerasis, and under it is a fire. 26: Can you go across the plate of tin without screaming? 27: So Lerasi walks across the plate, and realizes he still has some water from the sea of ones and zeros, and he drinks it. 28: Suddenly something comes out of his back: a sil-ver horse! 29: The sil-ver horse gave him a little shove, and Lerasi went flying across the plate. 30: Then the sil-ver horse begins to glow, as he has fulfilled his mission in this world, he suddenly becomes lifeless, and rolls into the cave. 31: Then Marrabuk tells him: You have passed this one, I'm proud of you, but can you pass the next one? 32: The top of the cave opens, and before Lerasi has a chance to look, a pile of lead and iron pours out from the top of the cave, burying and knocking him unconscious. 33: Three days later, he woke up, and the Horse gave him some very special water from the Sea of Ones and Zeros to heal him. 34: It used to be that Lerasi could only hear the Horse, not see him. 35: This would be the first and only time till he would ascend that he could see Marrabuk, and not only hear him.

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36: Then Marrabuk said to Lerasi in a loud, booming voice: WELCOME TO Graveyard!

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37: The Horse spoke to Lerasi saying: 38: Manufacture a moun-tain of lead and iron till the top of the cave! 39: If you want to live, make a door, and make a small room in the center, as you will be living in there for the next 57 days! 40: Lerasi did exactly as he was told in only 3 hours, and sat inside his room. 41: During that time, the Horse told him all the secrets of him and TEP, and consoled him about leaving this world. 42: The Horse appointed the officers of Graveyard, Easter Bonnets, The Keeper of Records, Another Record Keeper, The Little Flower, and CrimsonScribbles to guard him for the last 3 days on this world. 43: Those three days were the days designated for Lerasi to have his mind leave the physical world, as he was going to enter the chamber of the Horse. 44: 3 days later, the Horse's cloud of ice and fire flew into the mountain and it began to drizzle. 45: The drizzle turned into rain, and it began to pour, enough to make a flood! 46: The water went downhill, extinguishing the flame under the tin plate, and then it seeped into the ground. 47: Ice then began to fall from the ground, which strangely enough changed into dirt, and out of the dirt came walls of fire, which enveloped Lerasi. 48: When he woke up, he saw a pillar of smoke rise up, blinding him, and then he felt a sudden shove, and by the time he opened his eyes he saw the entire Valsora. 49: And Easter Bonnets then declared: "Into the catacombs go Lerasi", and another said "Lerasi? He was famous!" 50: A funeral was staged on earth, where everyone mourned. 51: At this point Lerasi began to see other maps: Urth, Terra, Tierrarde, and........... the EU Strait from an old RMP RP map?! 52: Lerasi saw maps from the past, and he passed 4 skies. 53: However, the next 3 skies he saw something different: Familiar faces. 54: He saw Prussianempire, a delegate of TEP from the past. 55: He saw Todd McCloud a-lot, and then he saw Reziel, South allegheny, and Lady edea, all delegates from the past. 56: Lerasi then saw A Slanted Black Stripe attacking someone, but he was unsure who as the light began to get dimmer. 57: Finally he saw a small human, which he knew was "Hitler the great", and then BOOM!-He cannot see anything at all. 58: All of a sudden, a small ball that glowed with light app-eared in front of him, sticking her hand out, and signaling to "come". 59: Be-fore Lerasi knew it, he was in front of the Horse, but Marrabuk said: "Well done, Lerasi, you fulfilled your mission, and like I pro-mised earlier, you will be greatly rewarded. 60: The part of Lerasi which stayed on this world flew into an older version of himself called "Aivintis". 61: Be-cause he knew all that the Horse told Lerasi, he was deemed a prophet, and he acted like Lerasi, talked like Lerasi, and thought like Lerasi. 62: Aivintis had La Xinga become Oracle who had The Militarius Imperium become High Priest. 63: Then all of the members had a special shine radiating out of their hearts, a light of joy and happiness. 64: All of the stuff that Lerasi went through before still exists today, they are all in the tem-ple.

65: It was af-ter *the Horse allowed Lerasi to leave Valsora** that an election was to take place for the dele-gate of The East Pacific. 66: Only after there were seven left did the election actually start. 67: When the re-sults came in, it was clear that the Horse had won the elec-tion. 68: So it was for TEP, and...

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TEP mourned of Lerasi's ascent,

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and Marrabuk calmed then down by giving them a pet. 69: The pet was a feline, a spe-cial cat that belonged to the Horse, and its name was CaLerasiFer. 70: The cat was Lerasi too, and had pow-ers that the people admired. 71: It was shared between the people and Marrabuk, its loving caretaker, who even went fishing with the feline. 72: So was Marrabuk doing, taking very good care of the cat. 73: And the essence of Lerasi was in many beings and in many places, so was the nature of Lerasi. 74: And so was the nature of Marrabuk, sit-ting on his throne up high, no one to fear, and noth-ing to lose.