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Pos | Team | P | Pts | % |
1 | Blue | 13 | 48 | 171.2 |
2 | Hoff Grands | 13 | 46 | 174.3 |
3 | Walkabout | 13 | 44 | 153.6 |
4 | Excer | 13 | 44 | 121.2 |
5 | Chobioque | 13 | 40 | 149.3 |
6 | Rather Slow | 13 | 40 | 122.9 |
7 | Volkind | 13 | 38 | 140.5 |
8 | Badger | 13 | 36 | 146.1 |
9 | Curtin | 13 | 32 | 93.2 |
10 | Faralried | 13 | 28 | 97.4 |
11 | Osnari | 13 | 24 | 99.7 |
12 | Abomi | 13 | 24 | 93.6 |
13 | Cat Army | 13 | 22 | 112.4 |
14 | Lunagard | 13 | 22 | 81.1 |
15 | Matina | 13 | 20 | 91.0 |
16 | Miravana | 13 | 20 | 86.9 |
17 | Reoiteloch | 13 | 18 | 87.9 |
18 | Aussie | 13 | 16 | 81.3 |
19 | Goldenrod | 13 | 16 | 72.6 |
20 | Aurelius | 13 | 12 | 82.8 |
21 | Anastasia | 13 | 12 | 79.7 |
22 | Zolstar | 13 | 10 | 63.0 |
23 | Osymandyas | 13 | 8 | 56.4 |
24 | Sensoria | 13 | 4 | 69.2 |
What is Outback Rules Football?
Outback Rules Footballl is an adaptation of Australian Rules Football played in The Outback.
Australian Rules Football, often called “Aussie Rules” or simply “footy,” is a fast-paced, high-scoring sport that originated in
Melbourne in 1858. It was developed as a way to keep cricketers fit during the winter and has since grown into a unique code with its own rules, traditions, and passionate following. The game is played on large oval fields, often adapted from cricket grounds, and uses an oval-shaped ball that players can kick, handball (a punch pass), or run with, provided they bounce it every fifteen meters.
Two teams of eighteen players compete to score points by kicking the ball between the opponent’s goal posts. A kick through the central two tall posts scores a goal worth six points, while a ball passing between a tall post and a shorter outer post scores a behind, worth one point. The sport is known for its continuous flow, spectacular high marks (catches), physical contests, and the balance of individual skill with strategic team play. There is no offside rule, which makes movement and positioning dynamic and constantly shifting.
While the professional
Australian Football League is the sport’s most prominent competition, Aussie Rules is deeply rooted in local communities, with amateur, regional, and school leagues thriving across the country. The game has a strong cultural presence, celebrated in traditions such as the AFL Grand Final in Melbourne and grassroots rivalries in small towns. In recent years, Australian Rules has also expanded internationally, with leagues forming in countries as far away as Ireland, the United States, and Papua New Guinea, although its heart and largest fan base remain in Australia.
While Outback Rules shares many of the core features of Australian Rules Football, it differs in a few key ways. The league currently fields twenty-four teams, compared to the AFL’s eighteen, which results in a longer regular season and more games overall. The Finals Series is also structured differently. Outback Rules uses a twelve-team tournament in which the top four regular-season finishers receive first-round byes, giving them a direct path into the quarterfinals. In contrast, the AFL’s Finals Series features only eight teams and no byes.
Participation in Outback Rules begins with a week-long sign-up period on The Outback’s Regional Message Board, where would-be managers officially enter their teams. During this time, players are encouraged to complete several core tasks, such as selecting a mascot, designing the logo, assembling a player roster, and developing lore in a written dispatch. Each of these elements contributes to the team’s starting skill level for the season, rewarding creativity and preparation.
Once the season is underway, teams can continue to earn bonuses by posting short roleplay scenes to the RMB before the cutoff on game days. These extra touches can boost performance, but random chance still plays a significant role in every match, as results are ultimately determined through a scorinator, a scoring simulator that blends statistics with unpredictability. Currently, game days fall on Saturdays, known as Saturday Ticket, and Wednesdays, dubbed Midweek Mayhem, giving the league a steady, but manageable pace.
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► Region: The Outback
► Conceived: July 7, 2025
► Sign Ups: July 27, 2025
► First Team Admitted: Reoiteloch Loch-Foxes
► Inaugural Round: August 9, 2025
To be expanded/more to come...
By chronological order of admission to the Bush League.
Logo | Team | Mascot | Guernseys | Dispatch |
![]() | Loch-Foxes | ![]() | ||
![]() | Boomers | ![]() | ||
![]() | Claws | ![]() | ||
![]() | Mauraders | ![]() | ||
![]() | Longhorns | ![]() | ||
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| Wilds | ![]() | --- |
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| Martians | ![]() | --- |
![]() | Roses | ![]() | ||
![]() | Runners | ![]() | ||
![]() | Rabbits | ![]() | ||
![]() | Rockets | ![]() | ||
![]() | Eagles | ![]() | ||
![]() | Fruit Bats | ![]() | ||
![]() | Catitude | ![]() | ||
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| Angels | ![]() | --- |
![]() | Thunderwallabies | ![]() | ||
![]() | Football Club | ![]() | ||
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| Albatrosses | ![]() | --- |
![]() | Capybaras | ![]() | ||
![]() | Drop Bears | ![]() | ||
![]() | Onslaught | ![]() | --- | |
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| Cassowaries | ![]() | |
![]() | Ostriches | ![]() | ||
![]() | Koalas | ![]() | --- |
Logo | Team | Mascot | Guernseys | Dispatch | Expected First Season |
Record | Current Holder |
Highest Score by a Team | Reoiteloch 35.5 (215) against Matina 13.7 (85) on Aug 16, 2025. |
Lowest Score by a Team | Zolstar 0.4 (4) against Badger 28.12 (191) on Sep 9, 2025. |
Highest Scoring Game | 300 points by Reoiteloch and Matina on Aug 16, 2025. |
Lowest Scoring Game | 133 points by Curtin and Volkind on Sep 20, 2025. |
Most Goals in a Game by a Team | Reoiteloch 35 goals against Matina on Aug 16, 2025. |
Most Behinds in a Game by a Team | Matina 35 behinds against Osymandyas on Sep 3, 2025. |
Most Premierships | N/A |
Most Bottom Finishes | N/A |
Feel free to use this layout for your own leagues, but don't forget to credit NS's favorite Sasquatch!























