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2026 World Cup Slander
POV: the referee trying to speak during the Mexico-South Africa match:

Guillermo Ochoa going into his sixth World Cup:

Least insane Mexican fan at the World Cup:

How the US team looked versus Paraguay:

Non-American fans trying to hatewatch the USA-Paraguay game:

Me watching the Brazil-Morocco match:

Scottish fans after winning against Haiti:

Australia after scoring their first goal against Türkiye:

Brazilian fans watching Germany versus Curaçao:

How the Japanese head coach be moving after equalizing against the Netherlands:

6'11 Dutch midfielders after winning a header against 4'8 Japanese players:

Gyökeres, Isak, and Ayari against Tunisia for no reason at all:

"Dad, how good was Cape Verde's goalkeeper against Spain?"

Ferran Torres in front of the goal versus Cape Verde:

Belgian squad coming out onto the pitch to play Egypt:

Average FOX Sports commentators during the World Cup:

FIFA after adding 3 whole minutes of advertisements every half:

"Sir, the Dictator has bagged his second goal."

Erling Haaland leading Norway on a Viking raid against Iraq:

How the Algerian players felt after giving Messi a hattrick:

Ronaldo against DR Congo:

England defense every time they take a lead against Croatia:

Swiss fans wondering how they drew with Qatar after the Canada match:

United States breaking through the Great Haramball Wall of Australia:

Instagram choosing Curaçao's goalkeeper as the next Vozinha:

Lukaku versus Iran:

"Messi missed the penalty to beat the Pessi allegations."

Ronaldo:











