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This is rather close to Treadwellia.
However, such information does not reach Treadwellian ears tonight, as everyone has the news turned off and The Round and the Voluminous turned on. Tubbius, in the role of Beauregard O'Leary, doughnut magnate, is munching happily through his fourteenth jelly doughnut of the night. The show is about halfway over, and "Grandpa Bo" has yet to break the news of his Lavinia's new pregnancy to that good-for-nothing grandson of his who is thinking that he will inherit all of the O'Leary family fortune should anything happen to Beauregard and Lavinia.
Phones have been ringing steadily all through the performance. Fans of the romantic drama series are absolutely raving over His Immensity and Her Maternity in Their new nighttime roles. The show's producers will apparently have to tack on a few unexpected costs, now, as even though the episode is only halfway over, they are already planning to keep Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius on for the long term. This means costume expenses will go up significantly (covered for Mrs. Tubbius by Her contracts with the maternity chain, Tubbabies, which has helped sponsor this show for some time), as will the costs of food and sweets on the set. His Corpulence's contract specifies a truly Tubbian amount of nourishment on hand at all times, and there is also the added perk of Tubbius's having the contractual right to eat all the doughnuts He wants while in character, as Beauregard is constantly nibbling and munching on them.
Dr. Biggenbottom already foresees belly-swelling growth in the near future for Tubbius the Portly. Meanwhile, the costume crew at Pinky the Portly Piggy are already cautiously looking ahead to any necessary changes to His Porkiness' porcine outfits for that series.
Funkadelia, Killer Kitty, Gatito, Axixic, and 1 otherAflana
This roleplay stuff is amazing
You guys doing ok?
Treadwellia and Erthr unia
That and fine Irish Whiskey!
The Axixican Code of Swift Military Justice allows Supreme Leader Sizzle to impose sentencing on military criminals prior to their being arraigned, charged, or tried. The corpse of Fleet Captain Pectoralraisen Smallcolonson has 20 days to appeal his sentence.
Earlier reports of Smallcolonson being arrested for failing to properly thank Our Supreme Leader for the Award of the Blood Star have been withdrawn and those reporter’s corpses are awaiting trial for sedition as specified under the Axixican Code of Civil Justice. Visitors can visit them in the Lye Pits of Free Discourse.
Funkadelia, Japengo, and Pakitsk
Killer Kitty and Pakitsk
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OH SHOOT
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*was tricked*
Killer Kitty, Aleister, and Pakitsk
Fresh snow blankets Treadwellia today, closing businesses and encouraging people to stay home and lazily watch television. At the networks' request, the producers of The Round and the Voluminous are airing a repeat of last night's episode starring Tubbius and Mrs. Tubbius. For the curious, His Immensity gorges on two dozen triple-sized chocolate-glazed doughnuts by the end of the show, keeping His fingers coated in chocolate but His suit immaculate.
Today, the Tubbiuses reward Themselves for jobs well done, spending the day resting in the hot tub with constant food and with occasional snuggles to each other and to the babies, taking time to feed and care for the littlest royals and Doggy Tubbius as necessary.
Funkadelia, Ni hon, Margandy, Aleister, and 1 otherNorthern Poland
Starts of thinking of roleplaying really bad
In Treadwellia tonight, Tubbius the Rotund is frowning as He wobbles about in the nursery, cradling Daughter Tubbius. It seems that beneath His pink, fluffy nightgown, His left hip is bothering Him. Mrs. Tubbius is doing Her part to appease The Great Belly, keeping Him supplied with those delicious chocolate doughnuts. They help at least a little, it seems.
Ni hon and Northern Poland
[]Ireland Isles National News![]
Ireland Isles begins the celebration of there Independence day!
Crazy lights fill the cities and streets and artillery is shooting into the air and jets soar in the air above the cities with neon lights and bright coloured smoke.
The king reveals himself from the balcony and the people waving the Irishmen flags.
"Without a past, there is no future. We may be the past but our children will be the future of Ireland Isles!" - King Frank III
The quote isn't the best, judge me and no vodka for you.
The people roar in patriotism and wave there flags and after so, the Irishmen continue the night.
Reo apple and Northern Poland
What you do when you are bored on a Wednesday night.
The largest is the island of Axixic. It is located in the SE corner of the 2017-2018 map of Lazarus. It is 4826 square miles in area. It has a mountain range of approximately 250 km length running north-south along the eastern side of the island. The largest mountain is Mt. Bob (13846 m) and the range, which has several local names, is officially known as the Mountains of Jocotepec (in English - Black Thorns).
The island of Axixic has two very distinctive geographical features other than the mountains. Two very large lakes.
The northernmost is South Lake, named after the legendary warrior-priest J’Cumbra South, and is 37 square miles in area.
The largest and southernmost Lake is North Lake, named after Patriot of the Revolution Zebediah North, and is 1100 square miles in area.
The second largest island is Drunken Monkey Island and is situated directly north of the island of Axixic. It is about 100 square miles in area, about half of which consists of salt marshes.
About 100 km due West of Drunken Monkey Island is the third island, No Hope Island - 66 square miles.
And a distant 550 kilometers to the west, near the shores of the nation-states of “The Canyour” and “Lake Flotillas” is Axixic’s last geographical component Gilligan’s Isle,
Factbook authorized by Minister of Education, Zumwalt Sizzle-Garrison, 1/17/18
Good morning, Lazarus!
good morning
Morning!
I hope everyone is appropriately caffeinated with a nice cup of coffee this morning.
Ni hon, Treadwellia, Japengo, and Northern Poland
Gday
Nice!
Tubbius the Roly-Poly of Treadwellia likes coffee well enough, if said coffee is drowned in cream and sugar.
Right now, though, His Rotundity is very sleepily filming the week's episode of Pinky the Portly Piggy. He is tired because of the aching issue with His left hip and because of His babies keeping Him awake every couple hours. That is all right, though; in this week's episode, Pinky Piggy Porker spent his night awake, playing in his wallow, and he will be spending the next day a-snooze in the wallow while his friends try to rouse him unsuccessfully. Let's just say that The Great Tummy will not have to act very much to play His porcine counterpart today.
goes to lazarus' website sees roleplay is dead like if u cri every time
Northern Poland National News
Today is The construction of the first military satellite that will orbit the world with it's Rods of God system that deliver steel rods (from COD Ghosts ) That can level small cities with one payload. The Government declares it will bring a New force to be reckoned with to the table. The army has also reviving one Trillion Kroner to Build a New force of AFVs and Tanks And Conscription has increased. It's if something is about to happen. This is Northern Poland News Signing off. (The one trillion Kroner translates to about 6 hundred billion USD )
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